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Twice and a Blue Moon

a little of this & a little of that served with a lemon wedge

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REGRET is a Shopping Trip with Small Kids

"Please, don't make me regret this." - Me before entering public with my children for the past 5 years   After years of living in fear every time I attempted to take both my children in public I've recently started... Continue Reading →

When it Rains it Pours and by the way, Hello….Is it me you’re looking for? *cough cough*

I'm trying to get back on the blog wagon but like anything in my life, the farther I get behind the less likely I am to actually follow through. So in an effort to break the cycle I am here... Continue Reading →

My house smells like Pee and other things you should know before visiting.

When I left my job to stay home with our oldest son I had a picture of what that would entail in my head.   I would cook and clean and try out the whole June Cleaver look. I'd organize the... Continue Reading →

First Rule of Mom Club: Never Brag About Your Child on the Internet.

Like Fight Club (where the first rule is to not talk about Fight Club), Mom Club has a cardinal rule. First rule of Mom Club: You do not brag about your child on the Internet.  Second Rule of Mom Club:... Continue Reading →

You all go ahead and eclipse. Me and my lil guy have a date with the potty.

Most of the nation is flipping their lids over today's Solar eclipse but I am over here in 63% visibility land flipping the toilet lid down on another successful potty from my youngest.  To many, this historic Eclipse was the... Continue Reading →

“My children never did that” – A comedy

Picture a woman walking towards you in Target.  She's pushing a cart. Inside the cart is a young boy, kindergarten age sitting quietly. Outside the cart is a 3 year old screaming, 'I don't WANT to WALK!" He is walking... Continue Reading →

Hands in the Air if You Just Don’t Care!

I recently became the owner of a very super extra cool teeshirt from http://www.theindiebird.com.  The tee features a sound of music style Julie Andrews, arms outstretched on the hill - with the caption, "This is me not caring."  And in... Continue Reading →

Dear people. Forgive me. I am a frazzled mom. (Yes, I’m pulling out my FM card)

Dear world, I am here. I am frazzled. I am confused. I keep forgetting today is Wednesday . But I'm here. Call me absent minded. Call me a hot mess. Just don't call me on the phone, ok? Text me. And then text me again if you haven't heard from me in 24 hours because the odds are that I saw your text, composed a response in my head and then clicked my mental "done" box before actually sending (or typing out) said text.

Trading out my “Just Waits”

This past weekend my little family of four adventured out to a Home Improvement store to pick out some new light fixtures for the boys bedrooms. As has become our regular routine for outings such as these, my husband shopped, my... Continue Reading →

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