Dear world, I am here. I am frazzled. I am confused. I keep forgetting today is Wednesday . But I'm here. Call me absent minded. Call me a hot mess. Just don't call me on the phone, ok? Text me. And then text me again if you haven't heard from me in 24 hours because the odds are that I saw your text, composed a response in my head and then clicked my mental "done" box before actually sending (or typing out) said text.
This past weekend my little family of four adventured out to a Home Improvement store to pick out some new light fixtures for the boys bedrooms. As has become our regular routine for outings such as these, my husband shopped, my... Continue Reading →
Back before I had children I used to think that I would be the type of mom who got shit handled. Kids weren't an excuse to lose yourself, right? I subscribed to the school of thought that the best parents... Continue Reading →
New Year's Eve 2016: The kids were in bed and I sat with my husband on the couch watching the ball drop. I remember telling him that I felt good about 2016. I thought after a fairly rough 2015, one... Continue Reading →
This time of year you have no doubt been seeing Santa pictures hitting Facebook and Instagram in droves. Happy children, nervous children, scared children, angry children - Happy Santas, surprised Santas, grumpy Santas, creepy Santas - you name it. While it appears... Continue Reading →
It's hard for me to ignore the fact that lately my two boys have been pretty darn naughty. To make it easier on you and since I know you are a busy man, I have compiled a naughty actions list... Continue Reading →
Just over two years ago I found myself at Target on one of my regular jaunts for diapers and household goods. I had a five month old infant strapped to my chest in an Ergo, a busy two-year old toddler... Continue Reading →
I need to take a moment to give it up to my foremothers - all the ladies that had to do all of their shopping in actual, real, physical stores. As I sit in the comfort of my home, drinking... Continue Reading →
As a parent one of your greatest responsibilities is to provide your child with their reality. The life you lead, the words you choose, the opinions you foster - they all become the accepted truth of what life is for the... Continue Reading →
Twice and a Blue Moon 