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Twice and a Blue Moon

a little of this & a little of that served with a lemon wedge

REGRET is a Shopping Trip with Small Kids

"Please, don't make me regret this." - Me before entering public with my children for the past 5 years   After years of living in fear every time I attempted to take both my children in public I've recently started... Continue Reading →

When it Rains it Pours and by the way, Hello….Is it me you’re looking for? *cough cough*

I'm trying to get back on the blog wagon but like anything in my life, the farther I get behind the less likely I am to actually follow through. So in an effort to break the cycle I am here... Continue Reading →

My house smells like Pee and other things you should know before visiting.

When I left my job to stay home with our oldest son I had a picture of what that would entail in my head.   I would cook and clean and try out the whole June Cleaver look. I'd organize the... Continue Reading →

First Rule of Mom Club: Never Brag About Your Child on the Internet.

Like Fight Club (where the first rule is to not talk about Fight Club), Mom Club has a cardinal rule. First rule of Mom Club: You do not brag about your child on the Internet.  Second Rule of Mom Club:... Continue Reading →

You all go ahead and eclipse. Me and my lil guy have a date with the potty.

Most of the nation is flipping their lids over today's Solar eclipse but I am over here in 63% visibility land flipping the toilet lid down on another successful potty from my youngest.  To many, this historic Eclipse was the... Continue Reading →

I will lift you – Lustrum

I came across the word "lustrum" today - It means "a period of 5 years." There is more to it of course - ancient Roman's preforming a census followed by purification rituals every 5 years and the word over time... Continue Reading →

“My children never did that” – A comedy

Picture a woman walking towards you in Target.  She's pushing a cart. Inside the cart is a young boy, kindergarten age sitting quietly. Outside the cart is a 3 year old screaming, 'I don't WANT to WALK!" He is walking... Continue Reading →

Turn! Turn! Turn! (A Stroller Story)

I've always been a bit emotional when it comes to endings.  I am the mom who got choked up when their child outgrew the Gymboree class. And I got the down faced blues when we decided to pull the plug on swim classes because "he'll miss all his friends!" Spoiler alert: He was 3. He missed NO ONE.  I surprised myself with how I managed through my son's preschool graduation without shedding a tear but on the other hand I only took about 3057 photos so I don't know if that really qualifies as "keeping my cool."  And today I am here lamenting a stroller.

Hands in the Air if You Just Don’t Care!

I recently became the owner of a very super extra cool teeshirt from http://www.theindiebird.com.  The tee features a sound of music style Julie Andrews, arms outstretched on the hill - with the caption, "This is me not caring."  And in... Continue Reading →

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